We have to elope today, now.
SCREAMINGGGGG OMG WHAT IS THIS I SEE!!!?!?!?
Let’s not beat around the bush here…
OR SHALL WE?!
Why the fuck is she cuddling with Tampax at what appears to be a pool that is also the ocean?
I want a tampon commercial where the women are fighting zombies or some shit.
And they’re all beat up and bloody and shoving tampons into bullet wounds to stop the bleeding.
And I want one of the ladies to full-on decapitate a zombie with a machete or maybe a scythe.
And then I want her to look directly into the camera with blood running from an open wound on her forehead and say,
“For the fighting spirit.”
^ That commercial would win all of the Oscars.
That commercial would make more sense that all this faffing about through the fields of daisies and cuddling your fucking tampons bullshit…
What are you talking about?
I sit by the pool/ocean cuddle my tampons all the fucking time.
Who wants to start a tampon company with me just so we can make that commercial?
What would it be called, Tampocalypse? I’d be game if it were called Tampocalypse.
reblogging for the priceless notes
FOR THE FIGHTING SPIRIT.
Well periods aren’t all ‘Let me parade around in my motherfucking white bikini at the beach and shake my ass around in front of the hot boys while snuggling my tampon box”
IT’S LITERALLY A BLOOD BATH!!
IT’S A WAR!
IF YOU GET IN MY WAY, FUCKER I WILL KNOCK YOU THE FUCK OUT!
Reblogging for the comments
this is the best chain of comments ever. period.
can I be a shareholder?
THIS AIN’T A SCENE IT”S A GOD DAMN TAMPOCALYPSE
The Vampire Diaries 5x16 Promo - While You Were Sleeping
DAMON WANTS TO TELL ELENA ALL ABOUT THE BAD THINGS HE’S DONE
DAMON DOESN’T WANNA END UP ALONE LIKE KATHERINE
ELENA HAS THE VIRUS TOO
ELENA COMES BACK ALREADY MESSED UP
DAMON AND ELENA MESSED UP TOGETHER
DAMON SCREAMING AT ELENA TO STOP LOVING HIM
ELENA SCREAMING AT DAMON THAT SHE CAN’T
OH OTP WHERE WERE YOU I MISSED YOU SO
Dylan pretending to be drunk
“So help me God,” I said slowly, clearly, when Cate looked up at me. “If you go back on your word, I will tear you apart. And I won’t stop, not ever, until I’ve destroyed your life and the lives of every single person in this organization. Believe me, you may not always keep your promises, but I do.”